I’m thankful for Jesus, God, and the 48 points I’ve scored in basketball.
4th grade boy

Oh, that's what I meant--How many furs was it traded for?

Miss D: "How much do you think the first home Apple computer cost in 1977?"
Joey: "$13! Or $14 or $15."
Eric: "No wait! There was no money back then!"

Miss D, I forgot my shoes this morning.”
“…You forgot your shoes? It’s raining, how did that happen?”
“Well, I was late for the bus so I just ran outside!
Fourth Grade Girl, wearing only socks on her feet

After giving my students a long speech about ALL of the things their parents do for them and telling them that they can write whatever they want, but they must thank them for coming—this is what he comes up with. 

After giving my students a long speech about ALL of the things their parents do for them and telling them that they can write whatever they want, but they must thank them for coming—this is what he comes up with. 


Not quite what I was looking for…

Not quite what I was looking for…


22.   Ride a camel and/or elephant.


I got to ride this guy around Cambodia, viewing ancient ruins. Amazing!

22.   Ride a camel and/or elephant.


I got to ride this guy around Cambodia, viewing ancient ruins. Amazing!


Wherever you are, be all there.
Jim Elliot


Miss D, has your foot been in the sun more? It doesn’t look as white.
Ronaldo

My Students Have Figured Me Out…

I think they’ve realized that if they make me mad, they can just suck up to me and make me laugh so that I forget about it. 

Today, Jackson had to go to the office because he was literally just sprinting around in circles in the hallway and wouldn’t stay with our class. He came back and I told him how proud I was that he came back ready to learn and do the right thing. He responded, “I’m prouda YOU, Miss D. I’m prouda you for bein a good teacher!” Oh, thank you, sweet child. Well played.

A few hours later, George was pulling chairs out from girls around him, screaming, and talking back to me like no other. He sat in time out for a while and then I had him go back to his seat. I was reading a story and he began yelling, “I love you MIss D! I will always and forever! I love you so much! So much that when I get on the bus, I finna tell the bus driver to stop at yo house so I can come see you!” By that point, I was laughing hysterically. And then, of course, my little Latasha decided she wasn’t getting enough attention and yelled, “you don’t think I’M funny, you never think I’M funny, only George!” As is life.